we-are-but-stardust: sarcastic-asexual-kanaya: ...
Waste Waif: There’s a post going around that... →
iloveyoulessthanpunk: There’s a post going around that claims, ‘If you drink enough vodka, it starts to taste like love’. May I just say that I have drunk a lot of vodka in my time - from cocktails to shots, to screwdrivers to taking it on the rocks with blueberries because it seemed like a good idea at the time (it…
*points at your girlfriend* you gonna eat that
You're a horrible friend.
That is all.
theoncomingstormofgallifrey: such-a-retardis: catswithbenefits: why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.