May 2013
3 tags
Waste Waif: There’s a post going around that... →
iloveyoulessthanpunk:
There’s a post going around that claims, ‘If you drink enough vodka, it starts to taste like love’. May I just say that I have drunk a lot of vodka in my time - from cocktails to shots, to screwdrivers to taking it on the rocks with blueberries because it seemed like a good idea at the time (it…
*points at your girlfriend* you gonna eat that
April 2013
2 tags
You're a horrible friend.
That is all.
theoncomingstormofgallifrey:
such-a-retardis:
catswithbenefits:
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.